She's not much better, still a later 20s girl, barely over 5', b+ to c- breasts, and very tight little body. The white chick leaves, pissed off, and the spanish chick sits down. She explains to me that my money will go farther with her. Anyway, she was trying to talk me into a private dance when this latino/puerto rican (definitely spanish of some sort) chick comes and butts in. She was white, 5'6" ish tall, in her late 20s or early 30s, thin build, flat ass, tight tummy and roughly c-cup. I don't know what nationality she was, but definitely english as a second language. I was drinking my beer, minding my own business, when a pretty decent stripper sits down and starts chatting me up. I was in Houston, at a shady ass strip club, not one of those big chain clubs. I would like to admit, I love fucking strippers! This is a tale of my first experience. Puerto Rican Fog Bank While 69ing with your partner, release a cloud of sphincter fog directly into her nostrils.
Have a friend jump on her stomach, and try to catch as much stuff that comes out as you can in your mouth. Then place your mouth just outside her vaginal opening. The Mung Obtain a female that has been dead for 2-3 days (the time period since death is important). The resulting blood and jizz that covers her face bears a resemblance to a jelly donut.
The Jelly Donut Give some skank a facial and follow it up with a swift pimp crack in the nose. When your screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, you pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then.extinguish the flames with your jizz! Not recommended with large women.ĭuct Tape Trick Wrapping a hamster in duct tape so you can safely fuck it without the danger of a messy split.įlaming Amazon This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. The Carpet Cleaner While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off. The Bronco You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell another girls name. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.
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